The Truth About Cats And Dogs or It's Raining Cats And Dogs. What in the world is a cat? Cats do what they want. A cats number one subject is herself-it's all about what she wants, what makes her feel good- understanding this key thing is simple. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone they want to play. They expect you cater to their every whim. They're moody. They leave hair everywhere. They drive you nuts (LOL) and cost you an arm and a leg. Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats. Who let the dog out? What is an dog? Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house with the remote in their paws, you'd want to ask them to help you with the dishes but they start whine-crying about their silly sports highlights just get out of doing some work around the house. (LOL) They can hear you open a package of food a half a block away but don't even hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they still want to play. They will love you forever if rub their tummies. They leave their toys everywhere. Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.